Emile Hirsch Charged With Assault
Almost three weeks after the incident transpired, Page Six reports that Emile Hirsch, 29, has been charged with assaulting a Paramount Pictures executive in a nightclub altercation in Park City, Utah during the Sundance Film Festival. The official charge is aggravated assault, which carries a maximum penalty of five years in prison and a $5,000 fine. Hirsch has also been charged with intoxication.
Emile has just checked into rehab..
ReplyDeleteYes, of course he would. Nice timing.
DeleteMy thoughts exactly! Convenient timing, is it not?
DeleteThat's the proposed method of diffusing the situation and hoping for probation. Look judge, my client had a problem he addressed with rehab.....
DeleteGood. A Chokehold is ridiculous and not sure as to why he wasn't arrested at the time. How convenient to NOW go to rehab. Why didn't you do that in that last three weeks buddy?
ReplyDeleteDamn. I wonder what is his deal? I don't recall ever hearing much about him.
ReplyDeleteI mean, hearing that he was abusive. Has that ever been talked about, I wonder?
DeleteHe was all set to be the "Next Big Thing" but chose to do Speed Racer and his career never recovered.
DeleteOh yeah, I remember that.
DeleteAnd he accidentally knocked up his ex, so he randomly has a small child that he rarely sees
DeleteIt would be nice if the cops showed up to his rehab to arrest him. What bs.
ReplyDeleteHe's going to claim that he has no recollection of the event, blah blah blah.
ReplyDeleteNo idea who this turd is.
ReplyDeleteHe was in that movie "Into the Wild", written and directed by Sean Peen. Mentor, perhaps?
ReplyDeleteIs he one of Leo Di's posse or not?
ReplyDeleteWhy in the hell wasn't he arrested the night it happened?
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