My sister had a cat named Cinnamon. She was weird. She liked you to spank the top of her butt, where the tail meets the hips. Other than that she was a sweetheart.
Aww, my cat puts his fat ass directly across the paper im trying to read then sniffs all my food and beverages and makes a face like ugh, this crap again? Lol. Then over to husbands side of table to repeat. Well, ive officially hit rock bottom, posting about my cat. Excuse me, ill be in time out.
Cats can be tools and I am a confirmed cat lover. My tabby does a ho stroll across my keyboard at least 2-3x a day and will post to Facebook with *&(&@UWDOISJH FP(*YDSU:OI when he feels like it. I have named him El Stupido and make jokes with him. Read this in Antonio Banderis' Puss in Boots voice: "If Jesus was the Lamb of God and Mary was His mother, does that mean Mary had a little lamb?"
*Apologies to anyone who takes offense, I found the joke on FB and as a self-professed Christian, thought it was hilarious.
Also, if Cinnamon is a boy, male tabbies are attention hogs and masters of destruction. They will totally own your own lap and your paper and your keyboard and your table. Good thing they're cute.
Yeah Craven tweets, other random and very well aged celebs like Monica Lewis or Martin Milner are huge Facebookers. Social media man, it's incredible just how connected we all are now. We're living in the future! O_O
Aw. One of my cats was named Cinnamon. He was a feisty little troublemaker! But so lovable.
ReplyDeleteMy sister had a cat named Cinnamon. She was weird. She liked you to spank the top of her butt, where the tail meets the hips. Other than that she was a sweetheart.
DeleteCrazy cat man.
ReplyDeleteAww, my cat puts his fat ass directly across the paper im trying to read then sniffs all my food and beverages and makes a face like ugh, this crap again? Lol. Then over to husbands side of table to repeat. Well, ive officially hit rock bottom, posting about my cat. Excuse me, ill be in time out.
ReplyDeleteThere's a message there @auntliddy. Kitty thinks you should be paying attention to him, not the newspaper.
DeleteIt's okay aunt liddy, you're amongst other cat ladies (i omitted "crazy" as there's nothing wrong with loving the puddy tats)
Delete@Liddy bwahahahahahahahhaha!
ReplyDeleteNot rock bottom... think of it more as you belonging into an 'interesting club' ;)
Well then I must have been a total PITA talking about my two girls. Love the people who feel secure enough to share about their cats (pets).
ReplyDeleteWes Craven tweets, who knew?
ReplyDeleteCats can be tools and I am a confirmed cat lover. My tabby does a ho stroll across my keyboard at least 2-3x a day and will post to Facebook with *&(&@UWDOISJH FP(*YDSU:OI when he feels like it. I have named him El Stupido and make jokes with him. Read this in Antonio Banderis' Puss in Boots voice: "If Jesus was the Lamb of God and Mary was His mother, does that mean Mary had a little lamb?"
*Apologies to anyone who takes offense, I found the joke on FB and as a self-professed Christian, thought it was hilarious.
Also, if Cinnamon is a boy, male tabbies are attention hogs and masters of destruction. They will totally own your own lap and your paper and your keyboard and your table. Good thing they're cute.
DeleteI'm Catholic and thought that joke was hysterical!
DeleteOh that's adorable & hilarious, 7 of 11! (Even got a laugh out of my hubs!)
DeleteIt is hilarious, Seven.
ReplyDeleteThis is so not my mental image of the guy responsible for the NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET and HELLRAISER franchises.. lol.
That is a pretty kitty. I dig guys who like animals
ReplyDeleteI dig people who like animals. I'm suspicious of them otherwise.
ReplyDelete+ me too Sherry! They probably hate orphans as well.
DeleteI thought that this would be SPOILER
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Aw, gotta love it. Anyone who likes animals is ok in my book.
ReplyDeleteHe looks in good health!
ReplyDeleteYeah Craven tweets, other random and very well aged celebs like Monica Lewis or Martin Milner are huge Facebookers. Social media man, it's incredible just how connected we all are now. We're living in the future! O_O