This tape and other pH measurements can help people with a range of health issues, such as Barrett's esophagus, ulcers, cancer, interstitial cystitis etc. Ideally, one should be a neutral pH level. Another random fact: this tape typically tests saliva, but it also some times used by doctors as a basic screening device for vaginal health (ie if something is off with your hoo-ha's pH, you may have an infection).
In sum, bitch can eat acidic food for days without feeling the heartburn because she is too basic.
As far as insults go, one about heartburn is pretty basic itself.
ReplyDeleteCan someone explain to me what this means?
ReplyDeleteIts a Ph scale joke.
Delete@Basil, I was just going to ask the same thing.. what does it mean?! And who is this chick?
ReplyDeleteShe's a comedian, but apparently not a very good one. I don't get it, either.
ReplyDeleteI think it's supposed to be saying "you're bitter like bile". It's a teabag joke.
ReplyDeleteGO HAWKS! I'm watching pre-game and that place is packed (haha)! This is going to be a good game.
Interesting interpretation 7. I read just as a play on the "basic bitch" diss.
ReplyDeleteEveryone's system has a different breakdown of acidic and basic (alkaline), which you can actually test yourself at any given point of the day with a tape like this; pH levels fluctuates based on what you consume.
This tape and other pH measurements can help people with a range of health issues, such as Barrett's esophagus, ulcers, cancer, interstitial cystitis etc. Ideally, one should be a neutral pH level. Another random fact: this tape typically tests saliva, but it also some times used by doctors as a basic screening device for vaginal health (ie if something is off with your hoo-ha's pH, you may have an infection).
In sum, bitch can eat acidic food for days without feeling the heartburn because she is too basic.
Thats it.
DeleteIf a joke needs to be explained, it's an epic fail!!!!
ReplyDeleteThis joke would kill at a science conference.
DeleteEven that explanation needs an explanation. She shouldn't quit her day job.
ReplyDelete@MinPin FTW
DeleteIt's not funny like ,"Don't trust an atom,they make up everything". Total fail.
ReplyDeleteMaybe she thinks she is a scientist. Non-funny.
DeleteMin pin ftw is funnier, because it rhymes!
Not funny.Next!
ReplyDeleteI wonder how many times she practiced that little acidic number in the mirror .
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