No Boyfriend For Valentine's Day? There's An App For That
There is a new app called "Invisible Boyfriend" that creates a custom designed fake significant other for you, reports Us Weekly. For the bargain price of $24.99, you get to pick out your perfect man's name, age, photo, and personality. After that, you will receive 100 texts, 10 voicemails, 1 handwritted postcard, and 0 STDs! There are planned upgrades to the app, including sending gifts to your work and delivering flowers on Valentine's Day.
I just got a bunch of texts that said I'm sorry baby it won't happen again.
ReplyDeleteHa!
DeleteSomeone just shoot me if I ever get that desperate.
ReplyDeleteLOL! I read about this!
ReplyDeleteSo sad that someone would need this when they could resort to Craigslist or Photoshop.
Those are awesome. Worst photoshops ever.
DeleteThat is bizarre. Who is texting 100 times for $25? Are they automated texts? Does the company have an affiliate system with Babes in Toyland? Do they get a 10% discount on dildos since invisible boyfriends don't have boyfriend parts?
ReplyDeleteGood idea re: 10% discount!
DeleteJust me or is this idea completely sexist?
ReplyDeleteNah. ;-)
DeleteTickle- nah, men have internet porn, lol
Delete@auntliddy-just felt irked by the idea that someone's implying that women need a man in their orbit on Valentines Day,and if thats not the case it needs rectifying :)
DeleteHow completely unfair of these people. How dare they forget about all the single men this upcoming V-Day. Dare I say this is even profiling? Where's the invisible girlfriend?!
ReplyDelete@Gina- they have Invisible Girlfriend too!
DeleteWell shit, lol
DeleteI heard about this on the radio the other day and some dipshit called in saying you could sign your friends up for it to break up their marriages. Don't know why his head went there but yeah this could cause problems.
ReplyDeleteThat sounds like a couple of my ex husbands friends. They've all been married numerous times. They're a classy bunch.
DeleteFor an extra fiver can I get a couple dick pics?
ReplyDeleteProbably not. BUT if you ask VIP really nicely....
Delete@ethorne The first one is free! :)
DeleteVIP with that one I wouldn't need anymore.
DeleteThat needs to be in slo-mo!
DeleteRawrrrrr
Delete@VIP delivers!!
DeleteJessi- me too, dont like the needy clingy type. Like Aiden in SATC, man he wld have driven me nuts!!! Always all up in her grill- ugh!!!!
ReplyDeleteTMZ as Hoda about this one. She too thought it pathetic and sad.
ReplyDeleteYes Liddy! Aiden! He was the worst!!! I never understood the love for him, he would have driven me nuts and also he was too damn sensitive for my liking.
ReplyDeleteWhy not just send yourself flowers from a fictitious honey..at least you get something for your $
ReplyDeleteThanks jessi! Most people are like he was the greatest, and im like he's sucking the air outta her lungs for chrissakes!!!! So glad to find lindred spririt!!!
ReplyDeleteKindred!
ReplyDeleteI send myself flowers & candy so men know I'm desired. ;)
ReplyDelete@ethorne Sometimes I like to show a little skin. This reminds boys of being naked, and then they think of sex! :)
Delete@VIP-Me too! Then I ask if wine makes them feel sexy!
DeleteDid you two also vomit when Aidan made that little whimper noise when they kissed? I can't stand him so much that even the Applebee's commercials annoy me lol
ReplyDeleteKat- yes!! And when he finally broke thru the wall to her apr, i knew exactly how she felt!! Get the fuck out!!!! Lol
ReplyDeletePlus, while we on the yopic, i dont know why she married big, after all the shit he pulled. Getting rid of aiden and the russian i get, but the running back to big? He so cant be trusted- he's a real tool. If they do another movie, it shld be carrie and big divorced because of him screwing around again! Ive git the whole movie in my head- it opens at samanthas funeral, she dies of breast cancer, never told them she was that sick. Makes them all exaimine their lives, and carrie finally realizes big is no good for her and never has been. Is it sad that ive thought this out? Lol
ReplyDeleteWhy does this make me sad?
ReplyDeleteHuman connection in the 21st Century. Sad indeed. (meanwhile I'll keep my $ and buy myself fabulous gifts all year long!)
ReplyDeleteI bet Sharon Osbourn signed Kelly up for a lifetime subscription. This is perfect for the likes of her, Katy Perry, Lea Michelle etc. - you know all those celebrity types that try desperately to hang onto a guy but always end up chasing them away for whatever reason. Or for the ones that are in *cough* "relationships" that don't seem to have any substance. That's my take on it anyway.
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