Tuesday, January 27, 2015

Kardashian Korner

Ever wondered why Kanye never smiles for pictures? You'll find the answer at your local museum. E! recently interviewed the rapper, and he is quoted as saying "Not smiling makes me smile...When you see paintings in an old castle, people are not smiling cause it just wouldn't look as cool." Nothing says timeless like Kim and Kanye not smiling.

A photo posted by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on

33 comments:

  1. Thank you @BalmainParis & @olivier_rousteing for keeping her covered up.

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  2. Kim doesn't smile bc it causes wrinkles

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    1. Didn't Kim email Kris and say something similar to her?!

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  4. I most be the most uncoolest person ever because I am always smiling and laughing. What a jackass. Ha.

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    1. Yeah seriously, Susan cut that shit out! ;)

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  5. I love the mental image of Kanye walking round some ancient castle frowning at the paintings because the're frowning at him

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  6. People didn't smile because it was hard to hold that pose for hours while being painted. They weren't trying to look cool dumbass.

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  7. And Kim is looking like a wax figure anymore. Literally.

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  8. You know the back of that dress is held together with safety pins and ribbons. Balmain doesn't make clothes in a size 8.

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    1. @katydid, what are you talking about? Kim is a size 2!! ;-)

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    2. I HIGHLY doubt that woman is a size 8, either....

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    3. Bwawawawah VIP I love that gif!

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    4. I'm a size eight in jeans, and my arse is nowhere near Kardashian proportions.

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    5. Maybe a size 8 in terms of waistline (due to constricting corsets), but a 62" ass is not a size 8.

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    6. Didn't mean to offend any size 8 ladies but Kim is really small. Not thin just small I think she probably wears a standard size 8 and has them altered to fit her "unique" body. I also think that's why she wears so much stretchy fabric. She previously said she was a 2. That's laughable.

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    7. I'm a size 2, there's just no fucking way

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    8. I'm a size 2, there's just no fucking way

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    9. *trying to find way to convert US sizes to Aus*

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  9. He reminds me of that guy that wants everyone to think he's super smart but constantly uses the wrong words all the time. Maybe he's a genius but prolly not.
    And not sure if it's thd style but nothing worse than someone with short arms in long sleeves too long for them.

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  10. Yes that's exactly why they weren't smiling Kanye! Coolness!

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  11. I'm pretty sure he's not smiling because he's miserable as a closeted gay man married to a famewhore and her disgusting family.

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  12. I didn't know that Balmain could make a dress for a centaur?

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  13. They truly have no clue how idiotic they look and sound. And, that makes me laugh and laugh and laugh...

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  14. They both look constipated. I have no idea why these fools interest anyone.

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  15. they are such obvious try hards
    they try so hard to be trendy and cool and on top of whatever
    is in fashion before everyone else.. they are soooo thirsty it's pathetic

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  16. Kanye, people that are truly cool are like that naturally. They don't study up on how to be cool, they just are. It cracks me up that some people think the way to get people to think you are "somebody" is to name yourself (or your children) with royal titles. Prince, Queen, Jermajesty etc.

    Do you think anyone is gonna look at a picture of Kanye and go - Damn that fucker is COOL! Look at how he doesn't smile in photos, just like King Henry VIII or Queen Elizabeth! Sorry Kanye, they'll probably just assume you're a sourpuss.

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  17. With all the money these 2 idiots have and living the vapid, totally irresponsible life they have, they should be laughing their asses off in pictures!!

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  18. @Audrey - and I'd bet the farm (if I had one), that you are spot on!!

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