Friday, January 30, 2015

Johnny Depp and Amber Heard Marrying Next Week

Page Six exclusively reports that Johnny Depp, 51, and Amber Heard, 28, have decided to put their wedding plans back on track. The duo plans to wed next week at Depp's private Bahamas island. The guest list will include 50 people, most of them family. Guests will be staying on a yacht, because the island is too small to accommodate everyone.

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  1. Yes, this is a womderful idea. I bet they will be marrried for 100 years- not.
    Just a thought- ive read blinds anout her taking over his life, esp money wise, he's unclean and seems confused, making some bombs- mb he has early onset alzheimers, or ALS? And god forbid times a million, but it wld explain alot.

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    1. I swear he's deep in the closet. Deep Depp. (Not that there's anything wrong with that, etc.).

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    2. Aunt Liddy - I read that, too. Amber is pretty much controlling every aspect of his life and accompanies him every where.

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  2. I love old Hollywood stories, and one I always remember is the story of Buddy Rogers, kind of a B-list star of the 1920s who married Mary Pickford after her divorce from Douglas Fairbanks. Once the most famous woman in the world, Mary was long past her prime at that point - she didn't do well in talkies - and she was a good 12 years older than Buddy. No one thought it would last. But it did, for the rest of Mary's life, as she drifted into alcoholism and yelled at their two adopted children. They were married for 42 years, and when she died, Buddy married a real estate agent and lived until he was 98.

    So, maybe Amber Heard is Johnny Depp's version of Buddy Rogers.

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    1. I also love that stuff, especially because no one ever knew about it at the time, never even thought of some of the scandalous things that were going on. I wish there was a companion site for when you're watching vintage film you could look up what was going on in the players' lives at the time.

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  3. Remember kids their idea of "too small" varies greatly from ours.

    Maybe Amber is the Buddy Rogers but maybe she's just a fame Ho and gold digger because she's proven herself for the latter rather than the former. If it weren't for that Harrison Ford episode I prolly wouldn't feel that way.

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  4. A yacht bigger than an island..she's setting a new high point for gold diggers to shoot for.

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  5. Cdan has blind item #1 that sounds like them

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  6. I just want someone near and dear to him to just smack him upside the head - get him into rehab and take him out of the spotlight for a while to regroup. Marrying someone in this mindset is never a smart idea.

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  7. I hope he at least gets a prenup, this isn't gonna last.

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  8. OMG! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

    Somebody get my psychiatrist on the phone!

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  9. speaking of short hairs, Penn and Depp, who's next

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  10. I really didn't think they'd ever walk down the aisle.

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  11. I wonder how many scarves he'll wear.

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  12. This marriage will last as long as Heard thinks it will help her career and keep her in the news, not one bit longer.

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  13. Run Johnny run. Or have a speed boat waiting at the dock.

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  14. Hopefully because it's his private island, there will be some sort of legal loophole for him to use to get out of this marriage when he sobers up.

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  15. I'm sorry, but why didn't he marry the mother of his 2 children first?
    This wedding is happening because his movie career is going downhill.

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    1. He asked Vanessa a long time ago and she didn't want to get married. When are people going to realize he didn't dump her. I had heard they were both seeing other people before they split. Why does everyone act like he did something shitty just because they had kids together? Vanessa Paradis is no angel either, she just isn't in the news like Johnny is so everyone doesn't know her business.

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  16. Oh well. I hope he got a good pre nup. "I ain't sayin' she a gold digger..."

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