Tuesday, January 27, 2015

Kardashian Korner

Ever wondered why Kanye never smiles for pictures? You'll find the answer at your local museum. E! recently interviewed the rapper, and he is quoted as saying "Not smiling makes me smile...When you see paintings in an old castle, people are not smiling cause it just wouldn't look as cool." Nothing says timeless like Kim and Kanye not smiling.

A photo posted by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on
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33 comments:

  1. UnknownJanuary 27, 2015 at 9:00 AM

    Thank you @BalmainParis & @olivier_rousteing for keeping her covered up.

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  2. UnknownJanuary 27, 2015 at 9:05 AM

    Kim doesn't smile bc it causes wrinkles

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  3. Lady HeisenbergJanuary 27, 2015 at 9:05 AM

    BWAHAHAHA @Omar
    Humphries just kouldn't nail the American Gothic look like Kanye kan!

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  4. LottaColadaJanuary 27, 2015 at 9:05 AM

    Morticia Addams wore it better

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    1. Pink CashmereJanuary 27, 2015 at 10:01 AM

      Didn't Kim email Kris and say something similar to her?!

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  5. SusanJanuary 27, 2015 at 9:07 AM

    I most be the most uncoolest person ever because I am always smiling and laughing. What a jackass. Ha.

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    1. F&GJanuary 27, 2015 at 9:43 AM

      Yeah seriously, Susan cut that shit out! ;)

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  6. ticklemyfancyJanuary 27, 2015 at 9:09 AM

    I love the mental image of Kanye walking round some ancient castle frowning at the paintings because the're frowning at him

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  7. ethorneJanuary 27, 2015 at 9:12 AM

    People didn't smile because it was hard to hold that pose for hours while being painted. They weren't trying to look cool dumbass.

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  8. ethorneJanuary 27, 2015 at 9:13 AM

    And Kim is looking like a wax figure anymore. Literally.

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  9. AnonymousJanuary 27, 2015 at 9:14 AM

    You know the back of that dress is held together with safety pins and ribbons. Balmain doesn't make clothes in a size 8.

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    1. LottaColadaJanuary 27, 2015 at 9:17 AM

      @katydid, what are you talking about? Kim is a size 2!! ;-)

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    2. VIPblondeJanuary 27, 2015 at 9:19 AM

      @Katydid That's where Kanye's other hand is; holding together Kim's dress! :)

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    3. UnknownJanuary 27, 2015 at 9:21 AM

      I HIGHLY doubt that woman is a size 8, either....

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    4. AnonymousJanuary 27, 2015 at 9:25 AM

      Bwawawawah VIP I love that gif!

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    5. AnonymousJanuary 27, 2015 at 9:31 AM

      I'm a size eight in jeans, and my arse is nowhere near Kardashian proportions.

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    6. DexamylJanuary 27, 2015 at 10:20 AM

      Maybe a size 8 in terms of waistline (due to constricting corsets), but a 62" ass is not a size 8.

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    7. AnonymousJanuary 27, 2015 at 10:39 AM

      Didn't mean to offend any size 8 ladies but Kim is really small. Not thin just small I think she probably wears a standard size 8 and has them altered to fit her "unique" body. I also think that's why she wears so much stretchy fabric. She previously said she was a 2. That's laughable.

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    8. UnknownJanuary 27, 2015 at 10:08 PM

      I'm a size 2, there's just no fucking way

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    9. UnknownJanuary 27, 2015 at 10:10 PM

      I'm a size 2, there's just no fucking way

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    10. UnknownJanuary 28, 2015 at 6:43 AM

      *trying to find way to convert US sizes to Aus*

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  10. SherryJanuary 27, 2015 at 9:16 AM

    He reminds me of that guy that wants everyone to think he's super smart but constantly uses the wrong words all the time. Maybe he's a genius but prolly not.
    And not sure if it's thd style but nothing worse than someone with short arms in long sleeves too long for them.

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  11. JessiJanuary 27, 2015 at 9:16 AM

    Yes that's exactly why they weren't smiling Kanye! Coolness!

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  12. UnknownJanuary 27, 2015 at 9:18 AM

    I'm pretty sure he's not smiling because he's miserable as a closeted gay man married to a famewhore and her disgusting family.

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  13. SunshineJanuary 27, 2015 at 9:21 AM

    I didn't know that Balmain could make a dress for a centaur?

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  14. MeanieRhysieJanuary 27, 2015 at 9:33 AM

    They truly have no clue how idiotic they look and sound. And, that makes me laugh and laugh and laugh...

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  15. 73angelDJanuary 27, 2015 at 10:25 AM

    They both look constipated. I have no idea why these fools interest anyone.

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  16. SugarTitzJanuary 27, 2015 at 12:42 PM

    they are such obvious try hards
    they try so hard to be trendy and cool and on top of whatever
    is in fashion before everyone else.. they are soooo thirsty it's pathetic

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  17. kelliknowsJanuary 27, 2015 at 2:21 PM

    Empty souls..pic sez it all

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  18. MinPinGirlJanuary 27, 2015 at 4:59 PM

    Kanye, people that are truly cool are like that naturally. They don't study up on how to be cool, they just are. It cracks me up that some people think the way to get people to think you are "somebody" is to name yourself (or your children) with royal titles. Prince, Queen, Jermajesty etc.

    Do you think anyone is gonna look at a picture of Kanye and go - Damn that fucker is COOL! Look at how he doesn't smile in photos, just like King Henry VIII or Queen Elizabeth! Sorry Kanye, they'll probably just assume you're a sourpuss.

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  19. get off my lawnJanuary 27, 2015 at 6:08 PM

    With all the money these 2 idiots have and living the vapid, totally irresponsible life they have, they should be laughing their asses off in pictures!!

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  20. get off my lawnJanuary 27, 2015 at 6:26 PM

    @Audrey - and I'd bet the farm (if I had one), that you are spot on!!

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