Don't You Know Who I Am? - Sports Edition
Former football player Jerramy Stevens was charged with a DUI early Monday morning after being pulled over for driving without headlights, TMZ reports. Don't recognize his name? Well, Stevens is married to Hope Solo, who was also in the car at the time. The pair were getting belligerent at being pulled over, and both of them starting asking "Don't you know who I am?", which rarely works in your favor. Solo was so belligerent that the cops almost arrested her as well for disorderly conduct.
Hope should really roll solo.
ReplyDeleteAnd no, I don't know who you are but I checked the internet and you have a very long criminal record. Now I know who you are.
ReplyDeleteI wish her first name was Han. That would make "don't you know who I am" so much better and make his name a little less ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteShe assaulted both her sister and her nephew, and was still allowed to play soccer. Nice double standard there.
When this marriage implodes (which it will given, they got married after he assaulted her) the dueling autobiographies will be good reading.
ReplyDeleteSorry misplaced my comma.
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ReplyDeleteAlcohol and the consequences of such killed both their careers.
ReplyDeleteNo, asswipes, no one knows who you are. Deal with it.
ReplyDeleteIt's one thing to throw that question out to a cop if you're Reese Witherspoon but these two? Strictly amateur hour. No ding dong, we don't know who you are, nor do we care.
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