Friday, December 19, 2014

Outtie Original Blind Item - The Dimples Naughty List

Here is a roundup of the worst-behaved celebrities to stop in over the years:

1) Reality star. Was on a huge long-running hit reality show for MTV that was a spin-off from another MTV reality show. Currently single, and trying her hand at a hosting gig. By far the worst-behaved person to ever enter the bar. Came in with her publicist, and refused to look at or talk to anyone, except the publicist. No one was allowed to look at or talk to the reality star (per the publicist's instructions). All drink orders went through the publicist. "Reality Star would like a vodka cranberry."

2)  This actor formerly starred in a huge franchise that still has a rabid fanbase. Drinks were comped as a courtesy. Actor was obnoxiously drunk during his visit, and left zero tip.

31 comments:

  1. This is not Rob! He's a genius actor and all the critics praise his work and he is always donating his time to fans!

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  2. I like Paris for #1. She's pulled that "don't look at me" crap and she would so have her publicist go to the bartender and say, "Paris Hilton (pause) would like a vodka cranberry." Pretentious dog murdering twat.

    @Rhysie, that was NUTSO! It's like 199 comments now calling each other liars and "robsessed". Enty must be loving it, at least there are more than 3 comments! Look for a KStew/Pattinson reveal to make it's way soon.

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    1. And he dumped her she didn't dump him!

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    2. Enties will do anything for the clicks - there will be more Twatligh reveals - desperate!
      Must be Carried Baby for #1 & Patz

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  3. I think one is paula abdul. I miss watching paula slowly lose it on Idol. Those were the days. Sigh.

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    1. @auntliddy I so agree. I quit watching AI after she was fired.

      Did you ever try keeping up with her drinking sip for sip?--well, what was broadcast. Paula's Vicodin and vodka routine was the funniest thing on TV.

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    2. Dexy- she was fired?! Why? And where was I? Lol

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    3. Aunt--Yeah, it was generally supposed she was getting too out of hand though no reason was given. Simon left the next year IIRC.

      He rehired her for another show I didn't watch then fired her again!!! She hasn't been heard from since.

      To her credit, she did her drinking and drugging at home (save for AI and her reality show "Hey Paula!" which was in Anna Nicole territory). She wasn't out driving around like Lilo.

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  4. ...backs away slowly...

    Runs........................

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  5. I was thinking someone from the Hills for #1, but then again I am usually wrong and have no guess as to any of their names except Lauren.

    #2 is probably Rob. As far as the tip, maybe he was so shmammered that he forgot.

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    1. I like that: "shmammered"..It's almost an onomatopoeia.

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  6. I guess what happens at Dimples doesnt stay at Dimples

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  7. Cranberry is a natural remedy for UTIs so I am going with Parasite on this one.

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    1. Dolphy - that's what I was going to post! #1 must have a urinary tract infection.

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  8. Does it have to be Patterson could it be Lautner. Being shoved in the closet can make a guy cranky.

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  9. Meanie where what comments?? I want to see!!!!

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  10. 1 could be Audrina..but she's not single. At least she wasn't back on Halloween when she was crying on the sidewalk in her Pretty Woman boots.

    2 - Radcliffe?

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  11. audrina for #1. paris never had a reality show on mtv

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    1. i forgot about her bff show it wasn't long running though

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  12. As sad as it sounds I think #2 is Radcliffe. He is the first to admit that he's a bad drunk and should not be drinking. This would explain why.

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  13. 1. jersey shore anyone?? sammy sweetheart??
    2. taylor lautnor or kellan lutz

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  14. Llsten to Meanie. You'd get more rationality from a pack of rabid dogs!

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