Monday, November 24, 2014

Outtie Original Blind Item - AMAs

Spotted at the AMA awards: this A list reality star from a reality family attending with two of her reality star siblings. Missing from the awards? Her A+ reality star sister, who is currently half-way across the world with the B list rapper boyfriend of her A list sister. You see, the B list rapper has decided to hitch his wagon to the family permanently, and had planned to impregnate his A list reality star girlfriend. But the girlfriend's infertility issues are no secret, so he is now pursuing the A+ list sister. He knows that the A+ lister is currently trying to get pregnant, and despite the fact that she is married to an A+ list rapper, the B lister wants to be the father. It wouldn't be the first time that questionable paternity has popped up in this family.

36 comments:

  1. Hey Outtie - I know who dis be!
    So happy you're posting your own stuff
    I love you
    Cdan can go to hell.
    Keep in with this site because I loves it!

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  2. Hey Outtie, GREAT original BI, I must say! Hats off to you!

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    1. It's not really a blind tho lol

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    2. True @Gina, but it's nice Outtie is trying.

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    3. A for effort. I'll take whatever Outtie has to offer. Anything's better than that site, whose name shall not be spoken.

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  3. Since Kayne & Kimmy are in different countries (sans baby North) this wouldn't surprise me at all!

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  4. Khloe Kartrash( the A list gf),
    Kim Ktrash(A+) reality "star"
    French Montana (B rapper)
    Kanye (A+ rapper)

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    1. And I am ashamed I know this.

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    2. Erica, truly even I got this. It's pretty obvious the way it's written. Remember Enty's blinds were difficult to navigate because they were so poorly written and made up quite a bit.

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    3. I know Sherry. Much better written than the typical craptastic Enty-speak.
      This really was super easy, but I tend to suck at blinds or someone usually beats me to the punch.

      I consider this one "A blind for dummies", created for guessing challenged people like myself. I just had to go for it. :)

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  5. I got it, it's Mr X!
    Wait what was the question?

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    1. G'mornin' Kat! -you're saying that Outtie is Mr.X ???
      ok, koool-Outtie saved me from CDaN withdrawals so i'm grateful to whoever Outtie is.

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  6. Well ugh to trashdasians, and i didnt really get who's tryng to impregnate who but anything goes in this dysfunctioal family.

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    1. And outie, please, respectfully, go no or very light on kardashins items.

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    2. @auntliddy, LOL!! ....sorta like salt.

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    3. Totally agree with auntliddy, no ktrash please, This family nauseates me.

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  7. Morning/afternoon/evening all. Quiet weekend. Missed everyone.

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  8. I mean the parties in question aren't necessa "blind" but I for one would never think French Montana was Kim's baby daddy if she got knocked up again. And as if Kanye humps her to get her pregnant anyways. He bastes the shit out of her lady turkey.

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    1. I laughed so hard I just snorted. "Bastes the shit out of her lady turkey." Good one.

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  9. Some sort of complex labyrinth of Kardashians methinks

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  10. I'm so proud of myself for finally getting a blind. Way to start off my week. Woohoo, I'm brilliant.

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  11. This site needs a "disclaimer" of sorts that not everything posted is 100% accurate. Just to prevent lawsuits when something's a little TOO true and the subject doesn't like it. I don't want the threat of legal action to shut us down.

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  12. Outie, this shouldn't be a blind item. It's too obvious. Lol! But, I love you for trying. French Montana, Khloe and Kim K. Kim K and FM are in Dubai right now. I think FM will do anything for more fame and money, but seriously, attempt to impregnate Kanye's wife? wow

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  14. Perhaps the B list rapper should spend his time trying to find his lost moral compass.

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  15. Kim/French ewwww
    Writing more to support outtie! Great site :)

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  16. Oh I'd love to see Kanye take out this dude just for pride sake or maybe Kanye will make a deal.

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  17. This French character needs to be taken out back and get beat so bad he CANT EVER reproduce. For once I would be totally team Kanye if he would do (or arrange) this. You know it's stuff like this that makes Courtney and Scott look well behaved and brilliant. Courtney actually loves being with her kids more than being in the clubs. Scott isn't perfect by any means but he does seem to love his kids and spend time with them. The whole group is tragic.

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