Celebrity Real Estate - Tom Cruise's Telluride Ranch For Sale
Speaking of Xenu, Tom Cruise recently listed his Telluride, Colorado Ranch for a cool $59 million. The home sits on 298 acres, and may or may not contain a secret underground bunker.
I've been house shopping lately and these listings are killing my buzz. I don't have any interest in my saved Zillow listings after seeing these. It's like "Oh, look at this Maybach! - here's your big wheel"
Tbh : I've got wealthy family, & my widowed mum lives with her maltese pup in a McMansion all by herself. I'm happy in my little home. And our mortgage.
It'll be like his movies. It nay be okay, maybe even good. However, because Tom's been in it, no one will want to go see it, let alone live in it.
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DeleteIt's a beautiful home in a wonderful location. Just a wee bit beyond my budget, unfortunately.
ReplyDeleteKaren W: would you like a home with a 'bunker' read enslavement pit?
DeleteI've been house shopping lately and these listings are killing my buzz. I don't have any interest in my saved Zillow listings after seeing these. It's like "Oh, look at this Maybach! - here's your big wheel"
ReplyDeleteHa Ha, love the comparison!
DeleteTbh : I've got wealthy family, & my widowed mum lives with her maltese pup in a McMansion all by herself. I'm happy in my little home. And our mortgage.
ReplyDeleteI don't know, the land might be worth a lot but I don't think that house is as spectacular as it should be for $59 million.
ReplyDeletePlus Tom Cruise took dumps there... No thanks.
I bet there's a safe there that contains the location of Shelly in a hermetically sealed envelope.
ReplyDeleteHey Snarky - How are you doing today?
DeleteBunker be handy for the upcoming apocalypse but then really would you want to survive it - you think Mad Max was brutal????
ReplyDeleteI can't even comprehend that kind of money. I'm worried about paying for heating or getting Christmas gifts, so that is just surreal to me.
ReplyDeleteWillow Smith wants her patents to buy it. She said it would be cool because she's never been to that country.
ReplyDeleteOH LORD....talking about somewhere needing a priestly home blessing to cast out the demons!!!
ReplyDeleteWonder why he's selling, altho older kids grown, suri with mom and he works almost nonstop. Ok! Answered my own question!! Lol
ReplyDeleteHa-ha! No wonder Tony Ortega gets the good Co$ stories first. His "Underground Bunker" is located on Cruise's property.
ReplyDelete"Bunkerites" should get my meaning. ;-)
That Tony Ortega. He's a crafty ole sumbitch! LMAO!