Attention Jessica Simpson (and other Hollywood/Sports people out there) what you do in your personal time is YOUR business. If you want to take "sexy" pictures of yourselves feel free, just don't assume anyone else wants/needs to look at them. If you want people to think you're relevant, do something constructive like donating time or money to a worthy cause.
We don't want to see you desperately trying to ape a 3rd rate cheese porn book/movie. Thanks! This has been a public service announcement.
I just threw up in my mouth at the thought of this Rhodes scholar and sexy times.
ReplyDeleteFor the love of God...WHY...it's a holiday weekend FFS?!??
ReplyDeleteStop trying to make Fetch happen
ReplyDeletePoor Ace and Max. One day they will have their own Instagram accounts and friends with older brothers.
ReplyDeleteAnd where's the cellulite? Messica Simps put away the Photoshop tools...
ReplyDeleteQ: Did Daddy Joe snap the picture?
ReplyDelete50 Shades of Simpson
ReplyDeleteAttention Jessica Simpson (and other Hollywood/Sports people out there) what you do in your personal time is YOUR business. If you want to take "sexy" pictures of yourselves feel free, just don't assume anyone else wants/needs to look at them. If you want people to think you're relevant, do something constructive like donating time or money to a worthy cause.
ReplyDeleteWe don't want to see you desperately trying to ape a 3rd rate cheese porn book/movie. Thanks! This has been a public service announcement.
@MPG best PSA I've ever heard! "The More You Know..." you know?
DeleteThank god there was no such thing as internet or social media when my parents were young!
ReplyDeleteFor someone who is basically a bought and paid for piece, that guy should hit the gym a bit more.
ReplyDeleteI like that he looks how a realistic man would look imo
DeleteYou just know Nick and Vanessa (especially Vanessa) are scheming away trying to think of a way to top this
ReplyDeleteI think he looks good but both are trying far too hard.
ReplyDeleteReminds me of a bad romance novel cover.
ReplyDelete