We're not even one month into the new year, but In Touch might have already won for most offensive magazine cover of the year with this picture of Bruce Jenner. What do you think of their Photoshopping?
Best commentary came from DListed (as usual): "When InTouch Weekly badly Photoshops lipstick, rouge and a smart scarf from Lord & Taylor onto Bruce Jenner, he gives us “politician’s wife” glamour. Still hotter than any Kartrashian."
Boy, they just went for it!! It is a bit tacky tho, esp since i think bruce is still heavy in denial. Heres the thing: when you are a man in the public eye, and u start getting lady manicures, wearing lady jewelry, getting hairdos and extensions, have your adams apple shaved down and seem to be having moobs- people ARE gonna talk! Esp if you were say, an olympic athlete! I dont care what he does, but people will talk. The cover tho is over the top.
Suggestions - side part, trim an inch or so off the bottom and thicken the eyebrows. That said I was a huge Bruce fan when he was in the Olympics. I was just a kid, but remember watching him compete and was so impressed. I hope he finds happiness.
lol!
ReplyDelete"My life as a woman"?
ReplyDeleteI'm sure his ex-wife knows some good lawyers.
Brucilla, Queen of the Malibu Farmer's Market!
ReplyDeleteBest commentary came from DListed (as usual): "When InTouch Weekly badly Photoshops lipstick, rouge and a smart scarf from Lord & Taylor onto Bruce Jenner, he gives us “politician’s wife” glamour. Still hotter than any Kartrashian."
Boy, they just went for it!! It is a bit tacky tho, esp since i think bruce is still heavy in denial. Heres the thing: when you are a man in the public eye, and u start getting lady manicures, wearing lady jewelry, getting hairdos and extensions, have your adams apple shaved down and seem to be having moobs- people ARE gonna talk! Esp if you were say, an olympic athlete! I dont care what he does, but people will talk. The cover tho is over the top.
ReplyDeleteSuggestions - side part, trim an inch or so off the bottom and thicken the eyebrows. That said I was a huge Bruce fan when he was in the Olympics. I was just a kid, but remember watching him compete and was so impressed. I hope he finds happiness.
ReplyDelete@LottaColada LOL and the age-old question...
ReplyDeleteI think the man suffered enough being married to PMK. Leave him alone.
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DeleteExactly.
DeleteBruce makes a handsome woman. Don't know if that's a compliment or not.
ReplyDeleteAw, not cool! Leave Bruce alone!
ReplyDeleteYup pretty much over the top on this one. Poor Brucie..So maligned.
ReplyDeleteI think he should sue their ass. Imagine if this was done to you, how you'd feel.
ReplyDeleteAnd ftr, In Touch put his head on Stephanie Beacham's body.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2910991/Bruce-Jenner-s-face-superimposed-image-Dynasty-actress-Stephanie-Beacham-magazine-cover-claims-reveal-life-transwoman.html
I love Stephanie Beacham! Sable Colby was my favorite soap bitch of all time.
ReplyDeleteAs for Bruce, the illustration doesn't look drastically different than the way he actually appears in public. The scarf was a bit much...
Oh man, thanks for the Sable Colby reminder, she was so cool.
ReplyDeleteBruce should sue the hell out of them!
I'm not even going to give snark or sarcasm, Intouch went way too far and crossed a line with this.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe they gave him lipstick and no eye makeup! Needs liner and maybe a smokey taupe shadow at the very least..
ReplyDeleteGeez, if you are going to photoshop, at least TRY to make it look real. My cat could tell it was a fake picture.
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