Bey to me is like Lunesta. A friend of mine took Lunesta and she got great sleep, except for when she was doing things like cooking four course meals and driving to the 24 hour grocery at 2AM for prime rib. Bey wants you to think all is well and awesome when in reality, her pregnancy belly FOLDS in on itself.
yeah that "baby bump" deflated like a pool float she's so thirsty for attention now it's disappointing how much attention she seeks and gets angry when her and camel toe are getting ignored.. how many copies did her repackaged "look at me" beyonce album sell last 2 months??
World: 5,000,000 (as of 2014)[68] US: 2,136,000 (as of 2014)[69] UK: 418,000 (as of 2014)[68] i thought the surprise album sold more than it did but it only sold about ^^^
taylor swift however sold
US: 3,660,000[L] CAN: 190,000[M] JPN: 129,000[N] UK: 90,336[O] since 3 months ago
It was the cover story after the baby...How I lost 65 pounds...and she looked no different than she had just before she announced her pregnancy...that pissed me off the most.
Here's my two cents: every 6-9 months, there is a Beyoncé news leak or rumor. There'll be a lyric change in a concert that hints at a split, or a vague Instagram, or some sort of family drama and it's all to keep these thirsty people in the forefront of the publics attention. I am no longer interested.
Right? I never cared or even bothered to believe until I saw that clip. I'm sorry but a belly full of a baby does not fold like a chicken cutlet in spanx.
The other weird thing is the detail of her breasts. It's clearly implied by the small finger marks and the presence of Aqua Vine in the photo that she covered mommy with sand, so why are mommy's nipples sticking out? Weird.
They probably had some famous artist (or picasso resurrected from the dead) to do the sand sculpture. Really, does anybody truly think she's carrying this (or the prior) child in her on perfect wonderful body? Pulease!
@Snarky, I agree with you. I guess the marital split rumors have been out of the papers since December or so, so maybe the schedule is more like every 3 months. But I am no longer interested either.
I had to stop and ask myself...."If she IS in fact announcing her pregnancy, do I in fact have any fucks to give?" and the answer was a resounding NO so I went back to counting the sparrows on the birdfeeder.
yes.. beyonce has a photographer/ videographer everywhere she goes at all times.. and she has a beyonce archive that is climate controlled with every news item/ photo/ video of beyonce evahhh
Bey to me is like Lunesta. A friend of mine took Lunesta and she got great sleep, except for when she was doing things like cooking four course meals and driving to the 24 hour grocery at 2AM for prime rib. Bey wants you to think all is well and awesome when in reality, her pregnancy belly FOLDS in on itself.
ReplyDeleteYou can see by the look on her face she realizes what is happening and tries to cover it up with her arm. I've never seen that before.
Deleteyeah that "baby bump" deflated like a pool float
Deleteshe's so thirsty for attention now it's disappointing how much
attention she seeks and gets angry when her and camel toe are
getting ignored.. how many copies did her repackaged "look at me"
beyonce album sell last 2 months??
World: 5,000,000
(as of 2014)[68]
US: 2,136,000
(as of 2014)[69]
UK: 418,000
(as of 2014)[68]
i thought the surprise album sold more than it did but it only sold about ^^^
taylor swift however sold
US: 3,660,000[L]
CAN: 190,000[M]
JPN: 129,000[N]
UK: 90,336[O]
since 3 months ago
gotta be hurting the b
It was the cover story after the baby...How I lost 65 pounds...and she looked no different than she had just before she announced her pregnancy...that pissed me off the most.
DeleteSo what she's really saying here is that Jay's side piece is expecting again
ReplyDeleteYep
DeleteHere's my two cents: every 6-9 months, there is a Beyoncé news leak or rumor. There'll be a lyric change in a concert that hints at a split, or a vague Instagram, or some sort of family drama and it's all to keep these thirsty people in the forefront of the publics attention. I am no longer interested.
ReplyDelete@Snarky +1
Deleteyup and the public has caught on to their fakety, fake fake-ness
Deleteeveryone is outing their shit and it's so see-through
Right? I never cared or even bothered to believe until I saw that clip. I'm sorry but a belly full of a baby does not fold like a chicken cutlet in spanx.
ReplyDeleteThe other weird thing is the detail of her breasts. It's clearly implied by the small finger marks and the presence of Aqua Vine in the photo that she covered mommy with sand, so why are mommy's nipples sticking out? Weird.
Yes, the magic origami pregnancy! Lol
DeleteThey probably had some famous artist (or picasso resurrected from the dead) to do the sand sculpture. Really, does anybody truly think she's carrying this (or the prior) child in her on perfect wonderful body? Pulease!
Delete@Snarky, I agree with you. I guess the marital split rumors have been out of the papers since December or so, so maybe the schedule is more like every 3 months. But I am no longer interested either.
ReplyDeleteSorry, I meant September, not December.
DeleteI think you're timeline is closer! But her ploy screams of desperation and is really irritating.
DeleteI had to stop and ask myself...."If she IS in fact announcing her pregnancy, do I in fact have any fucks to give?" and the answer was a resounding NO so I went back to counting the sparrows on the birdfeeder.
ReplyDeletecongratulate the surrogate
DeleteHer attention-seeking ways don't annoy me for some reason,this is a sweet picture
ReplyDeleteI agree with Snarky and Brenda, IDGAF.
ReplyDeleteBey101: how do get the focus back to you when everyone else is talking golden globes
ReplyDeleteGotta stay relevant!
ReplyDeleteWell that's about as real as it's ever gonna get.
ReplyDeleteDo they have a photographer on staff following them around for candids? Bizarre.
ReplyDeleteyes.. beyonce has a photographer/ videographer everywhere she goes at all times.. and she has a beyonce archive that is climate controlled with every news item/ photo/ video of beyonce evahhh
Deletethe sand belly is about as real as her last pregnancy belly
ReplyDeleteI really, really, really don't care. I yearn for the days when pregnancy wasn't a gimmick. I know, I'm old.
ReplyDeleteNot that I give two shits, but her belly is far too low if she's really pregnant. Need a better sand artist there chicky.
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