Um. It is my business name haha. I'm not savvy enough to have alias's, so this is all tied to my google+ and YouTube account. I sell awesomeness, it's not easy, but I do what I can.
Karen the business: people can just come to my house and sit and drink the wine that they brought with them (BYOW). I'll provide wine glasses and cleanup and my charming conversation for a reasonable fee. Customers can also pet my dog and even bring their own, friendly, dogs to play with my dog in the fenced-in backyard. She will wear them all out so you don't have to walk them later.
Edible insects, which supposedly have a very 'nutty flavor', particularly when roasted. I believe I chose the name shortly after reading an article about how eating insects might be the next big food trend. High protein, low-fat, good for the environment. Already popular in Africa and Asia.
@tickle : i have years of experience working w adolescent girls - they do seem to have a different dynamic w their mums, so i can empathise! It shall pass, however it can be a challenge & i would love to give you a break.
Stick in there tickle. The hormones calm down, the fits of rage and scathing vitriol shall pass also. Being a mum makes you target number 1 for EVERYTHING! It's all your fault! Until she grows up a little and developmentally things calm down, then you get your BFF back, your little girl. *big hugs*. You don't actually get a medal, but you may deserve one!
A beautiful , ecletic house to visit when you feel blue or just need to talk. There will be tea, lemonade, or wine, a great interesting supply of snacks and dips and little cakes. It will be bright and sunny with a beautiful garden full of interesting statues, some crumbling, some whole, all looking like they were discovered there. A fish pond with a waterfall, filled with koi. Plenty of seating and comfy furn to nest in. In short, your favorite aunts house when you need her :)
I'll chase away any person whose a nuisance in your life. Method will vary depending on the case. No cash transactions please, passports are the ideal form of payment, will negotiate other forms of payment. Thank you.
Croquet mallets and cricket bats.
ReplyDeleteSLURPEES!
ReplyDeleteAnd Orphan Black merchandise.
And special brownies.
And Star Trek merchandise (but only Next Generation or Voyager, and this bobble head).
DeleteNo Deep Space Nine??
DeleteThe DS9 bobble heads were horrible! Janeway's kept jerking around and 7of9's barely moved!
DeleteI'm shopping at your store!
DeleteIdentity theft protection or lobbying.
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DeleteA high end salon that specializes in bottle blondes :)
ReplyDeleteUm. It is my business name haha. I'm not savvy enough to have alias's, so this is all tied to my google+ and YouTube account. I sell awesomeness, it's not easy, but I do what I can.
ReplyDeleteLingerie and sex toys
ReplyDeleteBut no leather?
DeleteVegan fetish wear
DeleteHahah @Tina
DeleteLOL, that was gonna be my answer!!!!
DeleteWell my username used to be my email brendalove@ .....so I guess I would open a brothel.
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ReplyDeleteKaren the business: people can just come to my house and sit and drink the wine that they brought with them (BYOW). I'll provide wine glasses and cleanup and my charming conversation for a reasonable fee. Customers can also pet my dog and even bring their own, friendly, dogs to play with my dog in the fenced-in backyard. She will wear them all out so you don't have to walk them later.
ReplyDeleteReservations, please! :D
DeleteI have 6 dogs, do I get a group rate? Sign me up!
DeleteLasagna instruction and motor boat services....
ReplyDeleteGuido, will it be like a book club? Which book will you motor boat first? :b
DeleteWell, I gave a paper back version of BLEAK HOUSE a completely disastrous whirl. Haven't the Jarndyces suffered enough?
DeleteYAY! Party at Guido's!!!
DeleteSome sort of legalised fetish agency?
ReplyDeleteGrow lights for the indoor gardener.
ReplyDeleteNew Identities by Kno Won
ReplyDeleteStart over anywhere, as anybody!
Circumcision
ReplyDelete@Chopchop Ha! Awesome answer!! :)
DeleteROFL @ chopchop!
DeleteRabbi Tuckman can be your first employee!
I'm cringing but I'm laughing too.
DeleteEdible insects, which supposedly have a very 'nutty flavor', particularly when roasted. I believe I chose the name shortly after reading an article about how eating insects might be the next big food trend. High protein, low-fat, good for the environment. Already popular in Africa and Asia.
ReplyDeleteI think mine is pretty self explanatory.
ReplyDeleteWe can team up on lasagna instruction!
DeleteManaging Mission Beach summer rentals.
ReplyDeleteI don't know. (get it??)
ReplyDeleteI love these answers! Going by my name, perhaps a reform school for wanton and recalcitrant girls?
ReplyDelete@Bee-will you take in my teenage daughter for the recalcitrant part?(I'm not joking.......)
Delete@tickle : i have years of experience working w adolescent girls - they do seem to have a different dynamic w their mums, so i can empathise! It shall pass, however it can be a challenge & i would love to give you a break.
DeleteAppreciate it @Bee,you can share my KitKat :)
DeleteStick in there tickle. The hormones calm down, the fits of rage and scathing vitriol shall pass also. Being a mum makes you target number 1 for EVERYTHING! It's all your fault! Until she grows up a little and developmentally things calm down, then you get your BFF back, your little girl. *big hugs*. You don't actually get a medal, but you may deserve one!
DeleteA hair salon..Katydid My Hair
ReplyDeleteChop chop, yours is hilarious!
Crazy Cat Lady Intervention Services
ReplyDeleteor
Cat Psychologist (or would that work only if I were "Cat*IN*MyHead"?)
or
Novelty Hats
Schoolhouse Rock DVDs and memorabilia...because I could sell things, and perhaps places, but can't sell people. This ain't Dubai.
ReplyDeleteA murdered out boutique!
ReplyDeleteBut of course I will still slang blue rocks and explosives under the table...this money don't clean itself, bitch! ;)
I thought you would offer marriage counseling with referrals to Saul!
DeleteGreat one, @7! Except maybe Saul and I can run our own special traveling agency!
DeleteGrow house for Colorado Weed. Of course.
ReplyDeleteDominatrix services.
ReplyDeleteLobotomies.
ReplyDeleteAnything that can be made of pink cashmere. And Prince merch and memorabilia.
ReplyDeleteHair colouring services. Or pet food.
ReplyDeleteHand painted wheel covers for back of vehicles. I do a mean Bart Simpson. Aye Carumba!
ReplyDeleteDon't tell Matt or Sam. :)
A beautiful , ecletic house to visit when you feel blue or just need to talk. There will be tea, lemonade, or wine, a great interesting supply of snacks and dips and little cakes. It will be bright and sunny with a beautiful garden full of interesting statues, some crumbling, some whole, all looking like they were discovered there. A fish pond with a waterfall, filled with koi. Plenty of seating and comfy furn to nest in. In short, your favorite aunts house when you need her :)
ReplyDeleteI'm so there :)
DeleteEverything posted is hilarious!
ReplyDeleteI'll chase away any person whose a nuisance in your life.
Method will vary depending on the case.
No cash transactions please, passports are the ideal form of payment, will negotiate other forms of payment.
Thank you.
A flower shop that also sells expensive candles
ReplyDeleteDressing, of course :)
ReplyDeleteHmph.
ReplyDeleteSex toys
ReplyDeleteSexual fun and frolicking.
ReplyDeleteMaternity wear.
ReplyDeleteThe go-to girl for all things Minature Pinscher with a side specialty dabbling in Italian Greyhounds.
ReplyDeleteDrugs, apparently. Dexamyl is a (former) amphetamines/barbiturate diet pill.
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ReplyDeleteLingerie, photos, and prostitution
ReplyDeleteBananas? Or self-help on how not to baby talk.
ReplyDeleteAn Escort Service
ReplyDeleteOr
Courses in Penmamship