Page Six is the first to report that Erika Christensen has made it official with Cole Maness, a cyclist. Now for the important question: is he a Scientologist?
I started watching Parenthood about a year ago, I love her on that show but I also love everyone on it, not just her. It's too bad she's a scientologist, they really creepy me out. One of the last times I was in NYC they lured me to their headquarters with a Ryan Gosling lookalike recruiter and the promise of cookies. Their brainwashing almost worked too... My cousin and I went along with it as a joke, we thought it would make a funny story... And then we saw their videos of Tom Cruise smiling and acting like a god and it was hilarious. At the same time we were both thinking "Ok they are totally crazy and way overboard... But some of their ideas aren't so bad". I snapped out of it later and I really think they had brainwashed me! The guy doing the interview had these really insane eyes that were rapidly moving back and forth as he talked to me. It was such a weird experience.
I hope you didn't give them any personal info, they'll be after you forever.
Not knowing much about the cult when I was very young, I ordered L.Ron's book. What a great thing, positive thinking, right? They mailed me letters for years afterwards asking how I liked the book.
The worst thing was that there wasn't even any cookies. I refused to give them any personal information and I wouldn't buy the book and they tried to stop me from leaving. I had to promise to come back the next day with thirty dollars before they would get out of my way. They wanted me to call the center with my cell phone before leaving so that they had my number, I think I had to actually pull my cell phone out and prove it was dead. They were total psychos but my cousin and I were still thinking, "But they have some good ideas, just a bad way of going about it".
Once they get your contact info they'll haunt you forever. My cousin lived in LA and ran on the far, far fringes of the Hollywood wanna be crowd. She was lured to a presentation 20+ years ago, and they still send info to her last known address in San Diego at her parents house.
I thought she was probably being kept in the wings as a potential Cruise beard.
ReplyDeleteMazel, Julia Braverman!
ReplyDeleteI swear I remember her in a movie that's not listed on her IMDB, I just can't remember the name of it. :/
Meh. She bores me. Not even being a scientologist makes her interesting to me.
ReplyDeleteI honestly forgot she even existed.
ReplyDeleteIf I have to google the subject, I probably don't care.
ReplyDeleteI started watching Parenthood about a year ago, I love her on that show but I also love everyone on it, not just her. It's too bad she's a scientologist, they really creepy me out. One of the last times I was in NYC they lured me to their headquarters with a Ryan Gosling lookalike recruiter and the promise of cookies. Their brainwashing almost worked too... My cousin and I went along with it as a joke, we thought it would make a funny story... And then we saw their videos of Tom Cruise smiling and acting like a god and it was hilarious. At the same time we were both thinking "Ok they are totally crazy and way overboard... But some of their ideas aren't so bad". I snapped out of it later and I really think they had brainwashed me! The guy doing the interview had these really insane eyes that were rapidly moving back and forth as he talked to me. It was such a weird experience.
ReplyDeleteAll glory to the Scientology Hypnotoad. Oh, well, I've done worse for free cookies...
DeleteI hope you didn't give them any personal info, they'll be after you forever.
DeleteNot knowing much about the cult when I was very young, I ordered L.Ron's book. What a great thing, positive thinking, right? They mailed me letters for years afterwards asking how I liked the book.
The worst thing was that there wasn't even any cookies. I refused to give them any personal information and I wouldn't buy the book and they tried to stop me from leaving. I had to promise to come back the next day with thirty dollars before they would get out of my way. They wanted me to call the center with my cell phone before leaving so that they had my number, I think I had to actually pull my cell phone out and prove it was dead. They were total psychos but my cousin and I were still thinking, "But they have some good ideas, just a bad way of going about it".
DeleteOnce they get your contact info they'll haunt you forever. My cousin lived in LA and ran on the far, far fringes of the Hollywood wanna be crowd. She was lured to a presentation 20+ years ago, and they still send info to her last known address in San Diego at her parents house.
DeleteHow nice Dear. And what does your husband do for a living?
ReplyDelete"He's a cyclist."
A what Dear?
"A cyclist."
(Crickets.....)
Hahahahha
DeleteCareer path, bicycle path - what's the diff?
DeleteAnd we still didn't get our cookies - bwawbwaaaaa..
ReplyDeleteDunno who they are.
ReplyDeleteShe played Michael Douglas' daughter in the movie Traffic with Benicio del Torro and Catherine Z. Jones.
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