In news that you could see coming from a mile away, TMZ reports that Scheana Shay, 31, has filed for divorce from husband of two years Michael Shay. She released the following statement: "We might have failed at our marriage, but we are committed to succeeding as friends and will continue to support each other's personal happiness and professional success." Sure, he has some addiction issues, but we all know the real reason this marriage failed: fame heaux can't deal with being married to non-famous heaux. Think she'll look for a single famous dude, or just start with an already-married one again? Yeah, she was one of Eddie Cibrian's side chicks back in the day, and got hella pissed when he cheated on his old mistress Scheana (not to mention his wife Brandi Glanville), with his new mistress LeAnn Rimes. Ain't love grand!