Yes, you read that correctly. TMZ reports that LOHAN nightclub will open this weekend in Athens, Greece, and Lindsay Lohan is part owner. Her pal Dennis Papegeorgiou is the main owner, but Lindsay is getting a big cut of the back end (ba dum tss). The decor is "abandoned factory" chic. So basically what it looks like after Lindsay Lohan comes to a nice place allegedly walks off with all the good merchandise. Allegedly. Fitting! Lohan will show up to do appearances two or three times a month, pudgy digits permitting.