Saturday, October 1, 2016

Don't Fuck With Angelina Jolie

TMZ reports that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have agreed to a temporary custody deal in which Angelina gets every single fucking thing that she asked for. Yasss, bitch! In the terms of the agreement, Angelina gets physical custody until October 20th. Brad gets visitation - the first visit will be supervised by a therapist, who will determine whether or not the visits will need to continue to be monitored. Both Brad and Angelina will go to individual counseling, and the whole family will go to counseling together. Brad will submit to random drug and alcohol tests. This agreement will last for 3 weeks; if Brad and Angelina can't come to a permanent agreement by then, it will head to the courts.

To prove that Angelina has a heart of gold, TMZ reports that if there's a move to file child abuse charges against Brad Pitt, Angelina will not cooperate with the investigation, because she does not want to see Brad punished. 

And this is why Angelina wins. Some of you may have forgotten how good she is at this after she transformed herself from gothic actress to global humanitarian, but she is a master at controlling her image, and more importantly, coming out on top. Slay, queen!

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